Mx TW Goes to Arlington!
Dec. 22nd, 2024 11:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bodyetalRiley: They should invent a car that just drives itself to Arlington.
Crow&: They should invent a car that just fucking kills you the third day in a row you end up driving to Arlington.
TW: Indeed.
Riley: Tee-Dubz…
Crow&: YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS NOT HAD TO DRIVE TO ARLINGTON THIS WEEKEND!
TW, regretting speaking: But this is about the body being tired.
Crow&: I don’t care, it’s your turn.
TW, bargaining: …Me driving doesn’t make the body any less exhausted, you know.
Crow&: Fuck off, you’re driving.
TW, bargaining harder: And Riley only drove part of the way.
Crow&: Riley sucks at driving!
Riley: I do suck at driving.
TW: Fine, but I get the body for the library.
(Arlington is just an hour away—not a lot by DMV standards—but the drive is unusually grueling in a way we can’t articulate. Something about the I-495 really just makes us wanna fucking die.)
Crow&: They should invent a car that just fucking kills you the third day in a row you end up driving to Arlington.
TW: Indeed.
Riley: Tee-Dubz…
Crow&: YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS NOT HAD TO DRIVE TO ARLINGTON THIS WEEKEND!
TW, regretting speaking: But this is about the body being tired.
Crow&: I don’t care, it’s your turn.
TW, bargaining: …Me driving doesn’t make the body any less exhausted, you know.
Crow&: Fuck off, you’re driving.
TW, bargaining harder: And Riley only drove part of the way.
Crow&: Riley sucks at driving!
Riley: I do suck at driving.
TW: Fine, but I get the body for the library.
(Arlington is just an hour away—not a lot by DMV standards—but the drive is unusually grueling in a way we can’t articulate. Something about the I-495 really just makes us wanna fucking die.)
